| | Ok this is the story of the life time, no i am not exaggerating. It all starts at nickel city, when me, Christian (Envoy_of_Doom) and Allisyn ( PuRpLeMoNgOoSe) decided to go at about 2:00 Pm on this nice Sunday afternoon. It was the usual thing, we got a ride from his mom and we stayed at nickel city for a little while. Christian played DDR and me and allisyn played like the hand version of ddr, i forget the name lol. Anyway we all get a little bored and hungry. We all realized that we had a lot of money ( like twenty bucks each) so we decided that in a little bit that we would go get sushi at a japanese restaurant nearby. We then walk over there, to find that the place doesnt open til four, which means we had like a half an hour to kill. So we wander for a minute or two until christian comes upon a little grocery store called Trader Joes, it was your normal grocery store. So we were bored as hell and we were just wandering until we come across the dairy section. We are all thirst so christian points out a half gallon of chocolate milk and we decide to get it. They dont sell cups there so we had to go to a bakery two stores down and steal some styrophome bowls to put our chocolate milk in. So we have all of our stuff and we go to sit down, we each get a bowl and serve ourselves the chocolate milk. We all feel kind of awkward cuz were drinkin a half gallon of chocolate milk on the side of a plaza walkway, and people are looking at us awkwardly. As we are dining we happen to come across a car turning inot a parking lane and an old. assumingly 95 year old woman comes up right behind him, brakes hard and then shouts "Fuckers!!!!!" lmao yes i kno twas a funny moment. Then after we were done we ventured back to nickel city and wasted like 15 buck worth of nickels on a bowling game where we won like 500 tickest and got like 6 candy bars lol which have passed on. So it is passed four oclock so we got to the sushi place. It was a very nice place, one of those places were they like cook on the tables and shit, but we went straight for the sushi bar. We order three appetizers, Kake Yama, Shrimp Tempura, and Golden Shrimp. Then we got some California Rolls, Unagi Rolls, and some weird little one piece roll that christian payed 6 bucks for. So we decide we are done and get ready to pay. But then Allisyn cannot find her twenty so we think we're screwed. but christians mom then saves the day by paying with her credit card over the phone. So we felt kinda stupid and had nothing to do. So we decided to wander around for a bit, meaning that we went out of the plaza and walked near Waukegan Ave. Before that i chased a squirrel whom i felt was mocking me^^ Then when i turned around, Allisyn and Christian were like running away from me lol So after that go down the road a little further until we see that there is a best buy. We of course all think its awesome, so we cautiously crossed the four lane road and went to best buy. We went to the anime section right away and since we still had all of our money, decided to buy some animes^^ Sadly for me the combo of choc milk, tempura, and sushi made shit out of my stomach, literally. yea i kno. So i was like miserable and we bought a couple of animes, i already forget wat they were lol So yea christian calls his mom to see if she can pick us up, christian finds out that her car is like broken down and needs gas. So we thought we were like totally screwed right, cuz we had no ride. We called everybody possible and nobody could get us lol So we went to a restaurant called Baja fresh to ask directions to the nearest bus station ( yes we were that desperate) we get directions from some random old guy who gives us good directions, he then asks us if we would like a ride there. of course we back off and say no thanks. Even thought we really ment "get the fuck away from me your perv!" lol jk jk So as we were there about to make a long walk, i decided to go the bathroom and it was not pretty lol So allisyn is knockin on the door telling me that tom might be able to pick us up, so i say cool. Allisyn and Christian then start having an odd mental argument with hand gestures and yeaa im kinda lost on the rest too. So we then find out that tom is not coming, we think hope is lost. So we then start our walk to the train station, cuz the guy said that busses come there ever so often. So yea we start walking and its actually not as far as we think, we then see it and we are as happy as hell. But then we get close to it and see the sign that reads open from 5am to 1pm!!!!! It was closed;( so we then do a thing were we all get on our knees and scream "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! lol" We are like freezing our asses off so we walk to the starbucks, on the way we call tom to see again if we could get a ride, he once again says no, but entertains we some fuck you parodys and some constipated cat noises lmao so yea we go to starbucks, me and allisyn share a white chocolate mocha and christian got a double choc chip frappachino ( he apparent gets warmer when he drinks cold stuff lol) Thats wheen the prank calls start on chriss cell. Christian calls his sister, his best friend, and one of my good friends( whos mom answered lol). So my niece gets on the phone when they answer and then says very loudly, "I SEEK THE ONE CALLED......nuggums....FINE BE THAT WAY.... I SEEK THE ONE CALLED.....SCHNUGGY.. and then we hang up and we are cracking up cuz the people have no idea who this is. Thta was our light in our darkest hour. So we decide to go back to nickel city after christians mom said she would be there in like an hour or two. On the way there we were more hyper than usual and it was ammusing. Something with towels, stalkers, and bow staffs. So we got to nickel city totally broke, so we decided to go the the free game section where all the cool old school games are. We find this tetris like game only with balls and awesome random anime characters. WE have like a competiton going for like an hour cuz it is oddly addicting. We play until christians mom comes finally and i call her a saint and she agress lol We then go home when christians mom drops us off and the random journey of nothingness finally ends............... that is my extremely long, extremely non fiction story. mwahahahahahahahahahah rock on pplz \m/ and i am out.:) |
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